This week Alisdair (aka Petite Frite) talks about Boris Johnson’s attitude to his Party! No not the Conservative Party this time but his work party. Like the rest of us Djokovic’s Visa was declined – all that Christmas spending – no, the Australian Open Tennis saga. And bizarrely, did no one notice that toilet occupied for five and a half hours of the flight…all this and more in this week’s Petite Frite